CAN'T SHIT WITHOUT FARTING
$5.00
Vinyl bumper sticker. 10"x2.5" White text on red background. Some folks might see you and all you've accomplished and begin to think that you were just lucky. Well, luck may have played some part in it, that's true. Frankly, luck and hard work pair nicely. You earned your place. You may have regular bowel movements now but that doesn't mean you've lost touch with your farting class roots.
