FRED BENSON'S FOOD CRIMES
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Vinyl bumper sticker. 10"x2.5" Black and white print on yellow background. Fred has a rap sheet that resembles a CVS receipt. The sticker is a tribute to the chips, cookies, summer sausages, bricks of cream cheese, soda, tacos, pickles, and countless other foods that he has pilfered through the years. The word "insatiable" comes to mind when I think about the horrors I've witnessed, crimes committed in the name of hunger. Who among you have heard lies spoken from the gaping maw of hellish processed cheese curls? "But I'm not hungry anymore."
